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Rakhi Sawant’s Swayamwar!
Hosted by a sitcom star, the show takes the audience through the dreamy journey of a girl to find her one true love. There are 16 princes who are ready to face limitless eliminations to win the hand of the princess in marriage. They are ready to accept the challenge of a Swayamwar.
For the uninitiated, a Swayamwar is a ritual in which a bride chooses her husband from a group of hopefuls. Only in this case, it’s a diverse bunch ranging from a Haryanvi student to a Kashmiri police officer to an engineer from Delhi to a Canadian businessman to a Mumbaikar choreographer to what have you… And some of them even shut Rakhi up! Methinks the stage is set for the biggest reality show on Indian television. Ever!
Rakhi Sawant is considered the most obnoxious person on screen by people who haven’t seen Balkrishna in action. She changed the entertainment quotient of Indian television starting from her ‘Pardesia’ video, to her causing a riot in a police show, to single-handedly bumping up ratings for ‘Big Boss’, to publicly dumping her boyfriend on primetime. She has been there, done that.
Now, the lady wants to settle down to a ‘Happily Ever After’. So what does she do? Hold a Swayamwar! Not a good idea if you want people to change their notion that it is a publicity stunt.
This is a program I would recommend to anyone who can’t get enough of silly entertainment and for those whose taste range from bad to perverted. I switched it on out of morbid curiosity. And Man! Was I rewarded? (Best enjoyed when baked.)
The program is available on NDTV Imagine from 2100 – 2200, and is brought to you by Fem Bleach, Manforce Condoms, iPill emergency contraceptive, and the like.
16 comments:
HAHAH! dude! this is hilarious! love the lyrical way you paint with words. brings tears to my eyes.
is this up on youtube yet?
Well written, mate.
I was watching it tooo. This should get the Most Silliest Show award. Rakhi Sawant first of all met these guys one by one and dude these guys were gifting her Taj Mahal, Sweets from haryana, Suit from his sister and the guy says- I brought myself as gift for u!!! I felt like screaming till my throat go soar. WTF this is obnoxiously unbearable.
I dont have time to watch season 1 of Rakhi's Swayamvar...but by the time the channel returns with the second season........i guess i will be free to give it some time.
And George, need to commend you for the brilliant research on the sponsors.
hahaha..can't stop laughing..you did it again! And great job with the sponsers bit..
Ahhh... the classical bharatiya romance of rakhi Sawant begins... please realize that this show has got the potential of being even better than Gunda
Should have read only last para then :P
Regards,
Grezzle.
Should have read only last para then :P. Rakhi wants to see who was worse than her actually... she aint marryin anyone dude... its the guys who she will represent the award named "I am not the Worst" :P
Can you believe it? I missed the first episode! How could i have done something like this!
this looks promising...i had seen the trailer of the show with a pouting rakhi in full bridal attire ravishing a rose...well can anyone tell if the show will return the next year with the same bride and different contestants?...will be fun to watch...pity the winner though..this is a classic case of "be careful for what you pray for, chances are you just might get it"...
@ Hyacie, Srijit, Priyanka, Arya: You flatter me. (Blush)And yes... It is on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzUeb-WRUMo
@ Jayati: Please do not insult RakhiJI. No matter what people say, I plan to follow this.
@ Ratul: Dude... Gunda is in a different league altogether!
@ Grezzle: You're just broken-hearted. I feel your pain bro :(
@ Prats: I am very disappointed. Just because you're a mama now doesn't mean that you can't watch trashy stuff...
@ Robo: All the best for next year bro.
Hey George,
Since you plan to follow this show........i plan to follow your blogs. Do keep us updated on the show as well as the SPONSORS!
Your blog is much entertaining than the Rakhi Show.. keep walking ..pal.. we r with u
Y would anyone want 2 get stuck with that thing..downright beats me...i saw it too..it should have ben termed "things not to do when u want to woo your mate"..u keep up z research bro ;)
Dude! i'm hooked! its all your fault! LOL. i cant wait to see who she ends up with.... that bloke in the pink shirt is a total Tapori types. LOL.
Do watch the show tonight!
When Rakhi encounters the truth.........
For the past one week, she was being wooed by a married man with three kids......
i guess she should go for him........after all 3-in-1 package are not available in recession times.
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